If the Torah Fits...
Four times.
That's how many times I was asked, this past week, if I was Jewish. FOUR. Apparently...
- I look Jewish.
- I bough the organic chicken breast at Trader Joes, which also happens to be kosher.
- I have "Jewish mannerisims".
- I'm "sensible".
I do tend to find the Jews more interesting and attractive than any other religious or ethnic group (is Jewish "ethnic?"), but I am, alas, a recent convert to the Church of Agnosticism. I also have a long line of Methodists and Catholics up and down my family tree who have no idea that Rosh Hashanah is a holiday and not a casserole. So, for those who feel I should convert...I'll keep it in mind.
Oh yeah - if there are any cute, gay, single Jewish guys between 27 and 35 out there...call me.
That's how many times I was asked, this past week, if I was Jewish. FOUR. Apparently...
- I look Jewish.
- I bough the organic chicken breast at Trader Joes, which also happens to be kosher.
- I have "Jewish mannerisims".
- I'm "sensible".
I do tend to find the Jews more interesting and attractive than any other religious or ethnic group (is Jewish "ethnic?"), but I am, alas, a recent convert to the Church of Agnosticism. I also have a long line of Methodists and Catholics up and down my family tree who have no idea that Rosh Hashanah is a holiday and not a casserole. So, for those who feel I should convert...I'll keep it in mind.
Oh yeah - if there are any cute, gay, single Jewish guys between 27 and 35 out there...call me.
posted by Marty Stroodler at 12:18 AM
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